please please please

Boobs: tender*
Abs: slightly crampy
Hopes: middling to high
Mood: not too optimistic (trying, anyway)

please please please please**

*don't say I didn't warn you about the whole TMI thing

**I want it to be this month extra a lot b/c I have stupendous plans for telling my husband in a cute way, either on his birthday (next week, possibly a little too soon to be sure) or Christmas (which would mean I'd have to keep the secret from everyone in the world for, like, a whole week. yikes.)